DRAG RACING OLDSTER MISTAKES BRAKE FOR GAS PEDAL?: Video of 63-year-old Kenny Bernstein getting run down by 58-year-old whippersnapper John Force yesterday at some drag race not worth identifying (both survived the ordeal):

This marks the second time we’ve been Force-fed drag racing news in as many weeks. Last week Force’s daughter Ashley was named the “Hottest Athlete in Sports“.

Apparently the voters are unaware of tennis player Ana Ivanovic.