â€¢ Coloradoans take note: RIVALFISH cowboys up to present their top 10 reasons to hate Red Sox fans.â€¢ Ray Ratto of CBS SPORTSLINE has no comment, as the media can corner athletes into “Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t.”
â€¢ THE MONEY SHOT bangs their heads, as they compare NBA teams to ‘80s hair metal bands:
â€¢ THE EXTRAPOLATER asks the NCAA to repeat that, as they don’t understand the whole Division 1-A/Football Bowl Subdivision double-talk.â€¢ AWFUL ANNOUNCING packs their bags for the Great White North, as MLB viewers in Canada are Buck & McCarver free.
â€¢ LARRY BROWN SPORTS is in good hands, as Tony Romo takes out a $30 million insurance policy on himself:
â€¢ WTAE reports that former Pitt ESPN radio announcer John Duffy has plead guilty to child porn charges.â€¢ OFF WING OPINION counts to 10, as they’re annoyed by interruptions from ESPN SportsCenter’s 30 in 30.
â€¢ The GONZAGA BULLETIN bulldogs Rick Reilly for selling his soul to the Satan in Bristol:
â€¢ The SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE learns it’s student against teacher in Corvallis, as Stanford’s Jim Harbaugh faces Oregon State and his old pro coach Mike Riley.â€¢ SPORTS REVIEW MAGAZINE gets a tip that Bill Callahan will be bought out by Nebraska at the end of the season.