• WITH LEATHER spots David & Victoria at the Met’s Costume Gala, and Vicky looks like she’s ready to bend it (over) like Beckham to throw up.

• The HONOLULU ADVERTISER reminds us that today’s the day Michelle Wie gets back on par with her pro golf career.

• But Tony Romo won’t be joining her on the links, as the DALLAS MORNING NEWS reports that the Cowboys QB missed the U.S. Open cut.

• Worse yet for Tony, DEADSPIN follows up that HBO & NFL Films don’t want Jessica Simpson showing up in any episodes of “Hard Knocks“.

• AOL FANHOUSE quietly shares the news that the Big East has maintained his BCS status.

• MONDESI’S HOUSE is proud of their putting papa, whose bad golf habits gets him recognized by ESPN.

• THE LEGEND OF CECILIO GUANTE has the hair-raising demand that they want to see more afros in the NBA.

• THE ANGRY T feels super in comparing playoff basketball battlers with comic book heroes & villains.