Vick Judge Clears Monday Docket Coolest NBA White Guys

• Words cannot express the greatness of the ‘87 Twins, as evidenced at the end of this article from the MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE:

Star Tribune Twins error


• Pass the Velveeta and mayo, as THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES proudly present the coolest white guys of the NBA:

Kurt Rambis Miracle Whip


• AOL FANHOUSE schedules in the news that the judge in the Michael Vick case has cleared his docket for Monday.

• MR. IRRELEVANT has the scoop that there’ll be big goings on for Friday’s Blog Show XIX.

• SONS OF SAM MALONE know how to sell, sell, sell, as they ring up this can’t-miss list of Top 10 Athlete Commercials:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Atari ad


• Speaking of sports and shilling, THE BEAUTIFUL GAME says “Huh, huh, huh?” to Christina Aguilera & friend singing “Da, Da, Da” to a Pepsi-fueled soccer crowd.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT gets carpal tunnel, as Cowboys & Redskins fans have a good ol’ fashioned Wiki War.

• SHAKEDOWN SPORTS reveals the Oakland Raiders’ secret weapon that’ll have the rest of the league shaking in their boots - Body Language:

Al Davis Body Language


• LION IN OIL grills Nolan Ryan for having a beef with Japan - 100% USDA beef, that is!

• CRASH BURN ALLEY does some new math, and theorizes how Barry Bonds could have hit 1,000 homers by now.

• And if Barry decides to call it quits after 2008, he can always enjoy join in on the ATP Tennis tour:

Baseball Tennis


• THE SPORTS HERNIA gives us nightmares with their selections for the NBA Dream Team of the 1980s.

• PYLE OF LIST looks for the add/drop slips, as they check the syllabus for these sports-helmed college courses.