Venezuelan Soccer Player Jose Manuel Rey Scores From 45 Yards Out Free Kick

THAT SHOULD KEEP HIM OUT OF THE GULAG FOR FEW DAYS: The only good thing to come out of Venezuela since, well, we don’t know when:

Jose Manuel Rey Venezuela Soccer Goal Free Kick

Jose Manuel Rey scores from near-midfield on a free kick against Ecuador last Sunday. It’s a good thing Hugo Chavez wasn’t at the game, otherwise Rey would’ve surely missed wide, wide left.