• Why did LaLa Vasquez get into some vicious verbal jawing with Mavericks fans? Because she claims she was receiving racist taunts.

• What the Hellman’s? USC basketball coach Tim Floyd supposedly spent $1,000 to get some Mayo.

• Huzzah! NASCAR events can trace their roots back to Medieval times.

• Ex-NBA player Corie Blount is sentenced to one year in prison for having too many blunts, but not without a final jab from the presiding judge: “Cheech And Chong would have a hard time smoking that much.”

• Since we’ve already covered the Miami Caliente, it’s only fair that we also take a look at the Lingerie Football League’s other Florida franchise - the Tampa Breeze.

• Burning numerous bags of popcorn in a dorm & tying all the exit doors shut? What the hell are they teaching over at Central Connecticut State?

• Once again, Shaq comes down with a case of dance fever.

• Pooh Richardson - from NBA benchwarmer to drug dealer snitch.

• Beating up his girlfriend, shooting 15-year-olds in the face with a BB gun - no wonder Tennessee wanted to offer Dwayne Hunter a scholarship.

• A former Aussie rugby star loses his TV commentating & assistant coaching jobs after his involvement in a gangbang sex scandal.