UCLA CAMERAMAN BRAVELY BEHIND ENEMY (TAN)LINES: The Wizard of Odds outs a UCLA fan who infiltrated a USC fundraiser Saturday which featured USC Song Girls finally getting out of those ill-fitting sweaters.

Oh yeah, USC football coach Pete Carroll and C+ sports movie maker Will Ferrell also showed up (yawn). Carroll looks to be in great shape while Will, uh, not-so-much: