Corky Siemaszko of the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS today cites an US WEEKLY report that hits newsstands Wednesday that claims Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren stayed at “(Brett) Favre’s 460-acre spread in Hattiesburg, Miss., while Woods undergoes sex addiction therapy at a nearby clinic.”
(Favre? Nah. Eli? Might buy that.)
“She definitely stands out,” a local (Hattiesburg) shopkeeper told the mag. “She was beautiful. She was walking around alone and trying to keep to herself.”
It’s not clear how much longer Woods will remain at the $6,200-a-week center, but Nordegren has already made plans to fly home to her native Sweden next month “to regroup,” the magazine reported.
Sweet, Tiger and Favre news now swirled for your enjoyment! We can now get our Favre/Tiger fix in just half the time thanks to the masterminds at US Weekly.
It’s also nice to know that for once an anon-sourced, non-sequitur gossip mag claim will be easy to confirm thanks to the nearby attending media.
Wait, scratch that. (Can someone get Ed Werder on the horn?)
Or better yet, you can just read this.
3:48 am on January 27th, 2010
How does sex-addiction therapy work anyway. Everytime I get aroused, a large-breasted nurse whacks my weiner with a ruler? Actually that would result in a worse addiction.
9:30 am on January 27th, 2010
Not a large breasted nurse but a big midddle guard football player named BUBBA!!!
9:55 am on January 27th, 2010
Hey Brooks,
How many more stories are you going to shoot down with your suspect logic only to have them blow up in your face…Why take such a hard stance and then write follow up posts apologizing b/c you had a hunch? I have loved this site for years, but this “I have the real story, oh wait, I was wrong, but here’s my excuse” stuff is getting old.
10:52 am on January 27th, 2010
they seem to know alot about stuff they dont know anything about
no one knows where tiger is, why is that so hard to admit.
Its like J glazer and peter vecsey if we just say it, and it turns out to be truth then people will love me, if it doesnt happen, then people will forget I ever said it.