• Jennie Finch & the U.S. softball team gets jumped by Japan in the sport’s final Olympic gold-medal game.

• Mark Spitz says he could’ve taken Michael Phelps - to at least a tie.

• Jerry Jones pops up an idea on how to keep Peter King quiet.

• Gene Upshaw goes to that great bargaining table in the sky.

• Chinese authorities have no problem sentencing 70-year-old ladies to manual labor. It’s their own fault for complaining about their houses being bulldozed for the Olympics.

• Underage drinking at the ballpark is not such a minor inconvenience.

• Just because a kid was accused of rape doesn’t mean he can’t be brought back onto the high school football squad.

• Apparently Brett Favre likes to tell lies on commemorative plaques.

• A Kansas freshman basketball player works on his shooting skills - by shooting at people with a BB gun.

• A sumo wrestler gets sacked after police snatch his secret stash.