Upset: Dan Snyder Decides To Hire A Head Coach

We’re still trying to figure out why Dan Snyder felt the need to hire a head coach, since he already filled out the rest of Washington Redskins coaching staff and front office in recent weeks.

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So it turns out 55-year-old Jim Zorn was the last man patsy standing. No head coaching or coordinator experience. The Redskins definitely got their man!

While you may think Snyder’s performance as owner is a little unorthodox, take heart ‘Skins fans. You can always look to his other business to get a feel for the inevitable future success Washington is sure to enjoy.

Six Flags Stock Goes From 12 to 2 Under Snyder

Ok, maybe that isn’t such a great idea.

One comment

  1. GravatarSignal to Noise
    11:48 pm on February 9th, 2008

    Um, yes….patsy is the appropriate term.

    If you know a Redskins fan, you are officially now on suicide watch.

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