CONFIRMED - UNITED STATES CONGRESS FULL OF PACKERS: Great news, fellow American citizen! Our concerns over terrorism, the falling value of the dollar and illegal immigration are over. At least they must be, since the U.S. Congress recently spent our tax dollars in D.C. drafting this resolution:
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“Commending Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre for establishing a National Football League record for most career touchdown passes, and for other purposes.” (Hug it out, Fark)
