UM Curriculum Soon To Include Handwriting Class

EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY, fine purveyor of Joe Tiller look-alike photos, has another fun college football recruiting story somewhat from the Kevin Hart file.

Bitches Don't Know Bout My Diabetus

(Tiller look-alikes are dope)

EDSBS points us to a COLUMBUS DISPATCH report that letters were sent to Ohio State football recruit Willie Mobley before signing day falsely claiming that the school was withdrawing its scholarship offer to him.

Willie Mobley Letters

C-D: “He received two letters, on Ohio State letterhead and postmarked Columbus, allegedly signed by coach Jim Tressel. The first one showed up in early January, and the second one Wednesday.

They informed Mobley that his Ohio State scholarship offer was being withdrawn and wished him luck wherever he ended up. Mobley wasn’t fooled, mainly because of the amateurish presentation.

Mobley: “I looked at them like, ‘What the heck? This is fake, There were all these misspellings, and you couldn’t even read the signature, it was like, ‘Jim, scribble-scribble.’ I sure hope the person who did it wasn’t 30 years old or something, because it’s embarrassing.

Mobley is dead-on. No way the author was 30. Try 81.

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