Ultimate Warrior Goes Wacko On The Late Jacko

• The Ultimate Warrior is nice enough to add his two ultimate cents on the dearly departed Michael Jackson.

Ultimate Warrior Michael Jackson

Christian Laettner is being sued by Shawne Merriman. CL better get a good lawyer and an even better bodyguard.

• A Texas Longhorns lineman learns the hard way why you shouldn’t text & drive by plowing into a co-ed’s apartment.

• An Aussie rugby coach is serious enough about drunken behavior on his team that he fines himself $10,000 for stumbling into the wrong hotel room.

Larry Johnson shows he can treat the ladies right by buying some gals in Vegas a really big champagne bottle.

• The most exciting event so far at this year’s Wimbledon? Watching the new retractable roof close.

• What could possibly top that? How about Daniela Hantuchova in a bikini?

• Ex-Phillies catcher Darren Daulton admits he did a whole heck of a lot of drugs - and offers no apologies for it.

• Yankees reliever Mariano Rivera earns career save #500. But there soon might not be anyone around in the Bronx to watch him work.

• And now a little something for the ladies: Chad Pennington shirtless!