• The Ultimate Warrior is nice enough to add his two ultimate cents on the dearly departed Michael Jackson.

• Christian Laettner is being sued by Shawne Merriman. CL better get a good lawyer and an even better bodyguard.

• A Texas Longhorns lineman learns the hard way why you shouldn’t text & drive by plowing into a co-ed’s apartment.

• An Aussie rugby coach is serious enough about drunken behavior on his team that he fines himself $10,000 for stumbling into the wrong hotel room.

• Larry Johnson shows he can treat the ladies right by buying some gals in Vegas a really big champagne bottle.

• The most exciting event so far at this year’s Wimbledon? Watching the new retractable roof close.

• What could possibly top that? How about Daniela Hantuchova in a bikini?

• Ex-Phillies catcher Darren Daulton admits he did a whole heck of a lot of drugs - and offers no apologies for it.

• Yankees reliever Mariano Rivera earns career save #500. But there soon might not be anyone around in the Bronx to watch him work.

• And now a little something for the ladies: Chad Pennington shirtless!