In just over a week, Tito Ortiz will likely be fighting in his last UFC event. But if he has any thoughts about a possible return to the organization, he might want to look elsewhere.

Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE has the latest on the war of words between Ortiz and UFC president Dana White. The mixed martial arts monster said he would consider a comeback in UFC, but only if White “learns to shut his mouth and learns to respect me.”

During a conference call on Thursday, White raged out his rebuttal:

“Tito is a f—ing idiot,” White said. “He’s one of the dumbest human beings I’ve ever met. Everything that comes out of his mouth makes no sense.”

White added that he doesn’t think UFC needs Ortiz because he doesn’t think Ortiz can beat any of UFC’s top fighters.

“I put up with his s— when he was a good fighter,” White said. “He’s not anymore.”

Well, it seems that there’s only one fair & logical way to settle this little tete-a-tete: put both men in a circled cage and let ‘em beat the crap out of each other. Now that would be a pay-per-view!

But fear not, Tito. Just because you’re leaving UFC, that doesn’t mean you won’t still have the chance to grapple with fearsome creatures: