The NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports that Rachel Uchitel has moved on from Tiger Woods to a Christopher Harding of West Palm Beach:
Harding is described as “Hooters heir” and the son of a “Hooters franchisee kingpin.”
Was there ever a better match between two people. She spends her time inflating her lips, and he spends his time inflating breasts.
Though Uchitel might not be long for Harding, as his daddy just sold his 39 Hooters restaurants. (Uchitel and her mobster friends are no doubt waiting to see if Harding’s trust fund gets cutoff.)
Or maybe this is just a deep cover for Uchitel to keep priming Tiger’s hookup pump.
3:04 pm on February 6th, 2010
jealous much?
3:10 pm on February 6th, 2010
I think Rachel just needed a job. Hooters waitress would be about her speed.
3:30 pm on February 6th, 2010
Do you think inflating breasts is what he really does, Brooks?
6:50 pm on February 6th, 2010
I have never in my life been to a Hooters restaurant…now I am even less motivated…
8:38 pm on February 6th, 2010
These two people do seem made for each other. The problem is I can’t tell which one is the horse’s rear, and which one is the fly. Answer: Both, they take turns.
9:04 pm on February 6th, 2010
i dont think she dumped Tiger, she knew he was married..the world knew he was married….Uchitel is just another ” what can I get from you whore”.
10:36 pm on February 6th, 2010
Harding Jr. loves hot wings. Me too.
11:03 pm on February 6th, 2010
She’s got the same grill as The Joker from the last Batman flick…
12:22 pm on February 8th, 2010
“his daddy just sold his 39 Hooters restaurants”
Uh, yeah, over two years ago.