(Criminal masterminds Rex Perkins [L] & Ryan Hanlon [R])
â€¢ Notre Dame denies the rumors that they want to grab Jon Gruden.
â€¢ This parrot has ceased to be … a spectator at an English soccer game, because he kept impersonating the ref’s whistle.
â€¢ He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother - especially when you’re Mark McGwire’s bodybuilding sibling, and you’re throwing the ex-slugger under the bus in a new book describing his steroid use.
â€¢ Even L.A.’s own newspapers aren’t bothering to cover Clippers home games anymore.
â€¢ A hottie high school athletic trainer is caught canoodling with an underage student. Did we mention that she’s kind of hot?
â€¢ And the winner of today’s king-size kangaroo caption contest is…
Mark, as we toast his clever contribution: Woman jumped in Australia by local bar hoppers.
Thanks for playing. A new contest will be hopping your way tomorrow.