These Sharpton shenanigans are getting really dull.

• Boston beware? T-Wolves owner Glen Taylor claims that Kevin Garnett “tanked it” in his last two seasons in Minnesota.

• Former Mets GM Steve Phillips admits he wanted a player to take amphetamines. Would that make the drugs “Met-hamphetamines“?

• Boom! John Madden and Charles Barkley think it’s turrible that Dish Network would serve up ads featuring Frank Caliendo’s impressions.

• Jason Taylor gets his groove on for his “Dancing With The Stars” debut.

• Tiger Woods buys $65 million mansion in the Hamptons? Oh no he didn’t! Oh, wait - he really didn’t.

• A soccer goalie hits the bottle - er, actually, it’s the other way around:

• The Dodgers bid adieu to Dodgertown.

• The Washington Nationals show their anti-Cuban stance by welcoming bloggers to their new ballpark.

• Apparently there are rumors that Billy Packer will be sent packing.

• Derek Jeter is such a great guy - just ask Men’s Health.