#2 MORE CONSIDERED ABOUT PITCH, CATCH THAN LADIES?: The NEW YORK POST has a story this morning that seems to validate Derek Jeter’s sexual prowess.

Page Six reports that early Sunday morning there were “two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter’s penthouse and were then charged for parking.”

Pretty cool, eh? But no one actually saw Jeter at that time. He was though seen at a couple nightclubs in South Beach that weekend, “surrounded by throngs of women five rows deep. He was hanging with a guy friend, though, and didn’t seem to take much interest in the hordes of ladies.”

And at a place called Skybar, Jeter’s pals “took over the table in the back and drank Grey Goose all night. Five girls were dancing around him, but he didn’t seem interested.”

We’re starting to get the real picture of Jeter now - he just can’t let go of the bats and balls.