NEWSFLASH! FOLKS ACTUALLY SNEAK INTO TIGER STADIUM! Thank god for local TV news, as they keep us all safe and sound from the ugly side of life.

Case in point: The good folks at Channel 4 in Detroit, who provide us with this hard-hitting RESCUE 4 UNDERCOVER report on locals sneaking into old Tiger Stadium to … *gasp* … TAKE BATTING PRACTICE!!!

We can’t think of a better use of a helicopter and numerous production personnel when assembling a news story. What will RESCUE 4 UNDERCOVER come up with next? Detroiters having the GALL to top off fountain drinks at the local Quickie Mart?