I’ve already reached my laugh-out-loud quota for the NEW YORK POST this week thanks to this lame-o PAGE SIX note about Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian:
(NYP report on Bush and Kim K.? Asinine, obviously.)
THE economy doesn’t seem to have taken a toll on Kim Kardashian’s bottom line. The amply rumped reality-show star (above) recently joined her boyfriend, New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush, at Liv in Miami’s Fontainebleau Hotel, where we hear Kim showered clubgoers with $3,000 in singles. Also in attendance were her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney.
Why is it lame? Because I know the real truth on what actually happened.
The party, not mentioned by the NYP, was to celebrate Braylon Edwards’ birthday. My source, who was in attendance, tells me that Bush and Kardashian and NFLer Al Harris did in fact throw money in the air during the evening, but that’s where the Post’s reporting goes awry.
The money, according to my source, was launched from inside a closely-guarded VIP area at the club - and was not aimed in the direction of clubgoers. Instead, the money landed inside the VIP area … and was quickly retrieved by Bush and Kardashian!
I guess you can’t blame Bush though. With his football career and endorsement deals rapidly drying up, he needs to watch every penny.
7:51 pm on March 16th, 2009
Look at the size of that girls arse…
She needs to squeeze that thing back into her tight jeans of spandex….
Good God
8:11 pm on March 16th, 2009
Kim has a fat ass.
8:36 pm on March 16th, 2009
i love the big bootayyyyyy
9:12 pm on March 16th, 2009
That is one sweet booooooooty
9:39 pm on March 16th, 2009
Does Sedano give you all your scoops regarding the South Beach life! j/k
9:43 pm on March 16th, 2009
"PLUS SHE GOT A GREAT ASS"
9:45 pm on March 16th, 2009
Whats the story about again? I can't stop looking at that ass.
9:49 pm on March 16th, 2009
Braylon Edwards would have dropped the cash … lolz
1:27 am on March 17th, 2009
What an fat azz…. and Kim's butt is big too!
9:30 am on March 17th, 2009
We all know the truth. They threw the money in the air, and it just got sucked in by the gravitational pull of Kim's arse. They tried to give it away, but it was physically impossible with her Saturnesque butt.
1:59 pm on March 17th, 2009
Reminds me of when Floyd Mayweather used counterfeit money to make it rain.. real baller-status guys..
2:48 pm on March 17th, 2009
It's a rough economy.. i'm surprised they didnt make it rain 3000 pennies
11:49 am on March 21st, 2009
only reason ya can't stop looking at that ass is because its sooo huge!!! she's gotta trim that fat. Her suit must have been made from an old parachute.:)