Troy Tulowitzki’s Magnificent Mullet Goes Down

Here in Los Angeles, we’re one round away from a Freeway Series, but that doesn’t mean I’m not more than a little melancholy this Monday.

Troy Tulowitzki Mullet Kenny Powers

I was really, REALLY looking forward to welcoming back the Kenny-Powered Rockies to The Ravine one more time. To bask in majesty that is Troy Tulowitzi’s mullet, and exalt in the endless, empty rhetoric emanating from the world’s blandest man: Jim Tracy.

Only thing that’ll make Dodgers-Phillies worthwhile: Both clubs breakout ol’ timey bullpen cars - and allow Dykstra to bunk in them.