AWFUL ANNOUNCING hungers at the news of a new line of gourmet popcorn flavors - featuring Troy Aikman & Joe Buck!

The Dale & Thomas Popcorn Company have pegged the Fox Sports commentators to help shill their newest kerneled creations - Aikman’s Halftime Chili & Sour Cream and Buck’s Dark Fudge DrizzleCorn with Praline Almonds.

You know, we never thought we’d see the day when the words “Joe Buck” and “Dark Fudge DrizzleCorn” would be seen together, much less for a snack product.

Act now, and you’ll receive a limited-edition autographed popcorn bowl, containing the John Hancocks of both Troy & Joe!

For those wondering, this is the same popcorn producer that had been pushing Isiah Thomas as a brand-name face up until recently. Does this mean Aikman & Buck will start harassing Fox employees?

Well, Joe has already called Chris Myers his “own little Jub-Jub.”