As I make the move from South Beach back to Hollywood, the *highlights* of yesterday’s drive from Pensacola, Florida, to Lake Charles, Louisiana.

My laptop setup in the car:

(Coveted mustard BBQ sauce - liquid gold!)

Extremely safe, I know. Thankfully, the state trooper in Florida who knocked my ticket from 90 in a 70 to 79 didn’t seem to mind. Thank god for my new, trusty Van Pelt.

Somewhere in Southern Mississippi:

(Confirmed: Packers #4 car flags not flame retardant)

Gas stop in the Florida panhandle:

Just what exactly is the personality profile of an individual who purchases Burger King “flame-broiled” snack chips? (which were god-awful, I’m happy to report)

Especially considering there was a Burger King restaurant across the street.

And finally, a celebrity sighting on a rural Louisiana highway. Emmitt!

Never mind.