COMPLETE CONTENTS OF KOBE VIDEO UNDERWHELMING: SI.com’s Arash Markazi has the complete transcript of the amateur video of Kobe Bryant’s expletive-filled harangue about the Lakers and Andrew Bynum. (the unintentionally funny preview of the tape, which loops Bryant dropping an f-bomb, is linked below).
Bryant on Bynum: “Andrew Bynum? What the f—? Are you kidding me? Andrew Bynum? F—ing ship his ass out. Are you kidding me? We’re talking about Jason Kidd. But they didn’t even want to do that. Now we’re here in this f—ed up position.”
Bryant is later asked: “How good do you think Andrew Bynum is going to be in 10 years?”
Kobe response: “Are you f—ing kidding me? I’m trying to win this s— now.”
And that’s it. WOW.
Markazi noted on KLAC-AM in Los Angeles this week that Bryant did not know he was being recorded onto video - instead thinking the two Orange County-based mouth-breathers who shot the footage were merely snapping harmless pics.
The SI writer also has more details on how the douchebag duo who duped Bryant plan to cash in on the tape. But since we’ve seen a snippet to confirm it is Bryant, and we now have the complete transcript thanks to Markazi, why would anyone buy it?