Brooks witnesses Papelbon booed, A-Rod ignored & Borat’s fat friend bored.

• Topless women standing in the surrounding hotel rooms will definitely get attendance to rise at Blue Jays home games.

Of course, they could always try this Rays fan’s helping hand.

• The son of N.C. State basketball coach Sidney Lowe has been a bad boy.

• Not interested in the All-Star Game tonight? They’re always part two of Brett Favre’s interview on Fox News.

• A lusted-after cricketer calls in female commandos to ensure his safety.

• Peyton Manning will be sitting for six weeks after undergoing knee surgery to remove an infected bursa sac.

• Olympians are trying to keep their food safe from Chinese terrors - like MSG?

• Cynthia Rodriguez claims her hubby Alex has been tapping her phones.

• With all the nostalgia surround the last season of the Yankees’ ballpark, not many players will miss that old stadium smell.