Austria Busts Out Win in Topless Soccer Match

Sure, Germany beat Austria in Euro 2008 action today. But the Austrians can still proudly throw out their chests from a bigger triumph over the weekend, when a group of Vienna vixens busted out a victory over a team of bare Bavarian babes in topless soccer action.

Austrian topless soccer team from behind

German topless soccer team from behind

(Perky performers from both teams were quite popular on press row)

REUTERS reports that two teams made up of porn stars erotic actresses met on a sandy pitch along the Danube River last Sunday. The ladies’s on-field kit was nothing more than painted-on jerseys & shorts, with some small thongs to keep a lid on any total nudity.

Austria bounced up a 10-5 win over the German g-string divas. But it was pretty rough going for both sides.

Austrian Doris Fastenmeir was proud of her team’s effort & toughness:

“We played pretty hard, we even had some injuries, like I for example broke my toe nail.”

Across the pitch, German goalie Jana Bach told of her hard time in the net:

“I was supposed to hold the balls but I really have no idea how to do that.”

Any volunteers wiling to show her how? (Millions of hands immediately shoot up.)

More NSFW photos can be found over at THE SLANCH REPORT.