When you’re young, the ultimate mashup of coolness would probably be close to Nelson Muntz’s “robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns.” When you’re older, it’s something even less realistic, like a topless Laker Girl playing guitar.

I must’ve been a very good boy this year, because that appears to be just what we’ve got above. Jahnel Curfman was a Laker Girl a couple seasons back, which might have drawn some interest to her Photobucket account. But aside from cheerleading photos, there were a few that she might not circulating the internet. Well, too late.

More photos, including Jahnel in her Laker Girl uniform, after the jump.

A huge tip of the hat to DON CHAVEZ, who dug up the Holy Grail and did the detective work. While he doesn’t claim to be sure that this is Ms. Curfman, he does lay out the facts:

* Jahnel Curfman was a Laker girl during the 2005-2006 season
* The username of this photobucket album is “Jcurfman”
* There are pictures of Jahnel Curfman in her Laker Girl uniform in this album
* There is a photograph of a topless girl with a guitar in this album
* You can’t see the face of the topless girl

Me, I’m not here to judge. I’m just here to look at pictures (click on the pics for larger versions):

More pics at her account here.

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