Tony Romo’s New, More User-Friendly Girlfriend

No sooner has Jessica Simpson been tossed over the side for ballast than Tony Romo has, apparently, snagged a new girlfriend. Here’s Natalie Smith (left), from Chicago, whom we assume will NEVER be seen wearing a pink Romo replica Cowboys jersey at Cowboys Stadium.

THE DIRTY reports, because that’s what they do, that Smith went to Eastern Illinois with Romo, where her father is the athletic director. OK.

Further from THE DIRTY: All attempts to get a statement from Mr. Smith have been declined.

“Sure, I’d love to talk to you about  my daughter’s romantic involvement with a professional quarterback who also once attended the university where I am employed. But first let me return these Nigerian bank emails.”

Joe Simpson is not amused.

Natalie Smith

17 comments

  1. GravatarCruiserTwelve
    5:08 am on July 27th, 2009

    meh, I prefer the guys.

  2. Gravatarbuzzlightyear
    8:11 am on July 27th, 2009

    Wow she is 100% upgrade from mommy Jeans Jessica!!, But we all know that he left Jessica to go back to Troy. Everyone knows that Tony and Troy are Cowboys.

    Go Giants!!!!

  3. Gravatarsemilost
    9:42 am on July 27th, 2009

    Does that tool never wear a baseball hat? I’[m thinking that asking if he sleeps and showers in them isnt all that far fetched. Hope he can hang on to females better than he can with extra point snaps…

  4. Gravataryo
    11:56 am on July 27th, 2009

    It was a field goal “realylost”. And the Giants SUCK!

  5. GravatarBrooksBigForehead
    2:40 pm on July 27th, 2009

    TheDirty posted this - about 8 days ago. He’s probably dumped her already.

    I applaud Romo’s move. No starting NFL QB should date a woman who weighs more than 125 (and Jessica was WAY over that) - it’s just un-American. Might as well just give the country to the Chinese…

  6. GravatarDerek
    8:45 pm on July 27th, 2009

    Play on, playa!

    Just remember - all the tang in the world can’t begin to compete with a RING.

    (Or at the very least, a GD playoff win…)

  7. GravatarEIU
    1:40 am on July 28th, 2009

    nat is FINE

  8. Gravatarsidelinejive
    3:16 am on July 28th, 2009

    Romo looks good with that big ol’ chesser! smile. you know what ! that flipin smile would look even better come post season with that lambardy trophy in his hands!!!!! And NATALIE SMITH WOULD MAKE IT A HELL OF ALOT SWEETER . If they were smiling together anyway.

  9. Gravatarfansof plenty
    3:41 pm on July 28th, 2009

    She looks really pretty and seems like a great person just from the pics…shes one of those people who you can look at a picture and tell she isnt “easy” or a “groupie” Congrats if this is true…

  10. GravatarAnonymous
    4:20 pm on July 28th, 2009

    she’s actually from Charleston. CHS class of 2004

  11. GravatarJoe Buck Overtime
    6:41 pm on July 28th, 2009

    Go Charleston IL-put us on the MAP NAT!!!!

  12. GravatarJimmy D
    6:07 pm on July 29th, 2009

    Thank god he left the retard

  13. GravatarNJA
    11:10 pm on July 29th, 2009

    He’s a cheater everyone knows that

  14. GravatarHurlyg
    11:50 pm on July 29th, 2009

    She looks like a call girl.

  15. GravatarDallastx47
    10:05 am on August 5th, 2009

    The girl on the right is by far - more attractive…………………………………………

  16. Gravatareiu alum
    12:26 am on August 9th, 2009

    She was a Delta Zeta at Eastern Illinois University. Everyone who went/goes to that school knows that all DZ’s are coke whores who will screw anything that gives them the time of day. Sorry but it’s a fact, I’m not surprised she is sleeping her way to the top!

  17. Gravatarmike navarro
    10:04 am on September 2nd, 2009

    Boy that tony romo loves them blondes. Maybe he should go with brunettes and change that bad luck. Go cowgirls!!!

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