Tony Romo’s New, More User-Friendly Girlfriend

No sooner has Jessica Simpson been tossed over the side for ballast than Tony Romo has, apparently, snagged a new girlfriend. Here’s Natalie Smith (left), from Chicago, whom we assume will NEVER be seen wearing a pink Romo replica Cowboys jersey at Cowboys Stadium.

THE DIRTY reports, because that’s what they do, that Smith went to Eastern Illinois with Romo, where her father is the athletic director. OK.

Further from THE DIRTY: All attempts to get a statement from Mr. Smith have been declined.

“Sure, I’d love to talk to you about  my daughter’s romantic involvement with a professional quarterback who also once attended the university where I am employed. But first let me return these Nigerian bank emails.”

Joe Simpson is not amused.

Natalie Smith