Tony Romo Will Miss 4 Weeks With Broken Pinkie

Panic has hit the streets of Dallas as the city tries to come to grips with the Cowboys’ latest loss.  No, I’m not talking about their 30-24 loss to the Arizona Cardinals in overtime yesterday, though losing two of their last three probably doesn’t sit well with Cowboys fans, I’m talking about their quarterback.

Tony Romo was diagnosed with a sprained pinkie finger after yesterday’s loss, but apparently the doctor who diagnosed it was Jessica Simpson because they had no idea what they were talking about. According to ESPN’s Michael Smith, Romo has a broken pinkie, and is going to miss some time.

From ESPN:

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has a broken pinkie on his throwing hand and will be out four weeks, a team source told ESPN’s Michael Smith.

Romo initially was diagnosed with a pinkie sprain in Sunday’s 30-24 overtime loss to the Arizona Cardinals.

Veteran quarterback Brad Johnson, the Cowboys’ holder on kicks, is Romo’s backup.

I love how ESPN feels the need to point out that Johnson is the holder on field goal attempts, because somehow his ability to hold kicks speaks to his prowess as a quarterback. Not the fact he’s won a Super Bowl (which Romo hasn’t).

Anyway, back to what’s important here. How is Jessica Simpson going to cope with this devastating injury? How will Tony clap and pretend to enjoy her new album when she forces him to listen to it over and over again? This broken pinkie could bring their relationship toppling down.

As for how this will affect the Cowboys, well, it’s probably not going to help.

9 comments

  1. GravatarNick N.
    12:19 pm on October 13th, 2008

    Well, Cowboys fans can't blame Jessica for this one. Or can they?

  2. Gravatarjason
    12:24 pm on October 13th, 2008

    A real football player would just cut it off, like this guy:
    http://sportsbybrooks.com/football-pinky-amputation-no-longer-a-shocker-20227

  3. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    12:25 pm on October 13th, 2008

    I'm sure Jess will be an excellent nursemaid. Bet Tony can't wait for the sponge baths!

  4. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    12:31 pm on October 13th, 2008

    I'm not paying attention to this story until someone gets T.O.'s reaction. Think he'll cry?

  5. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    12:39 pm on October 13th, 2008

    ESPN is just easing Cowboys fears that, unlike Tony at the moment, their new QB can hold a football.

  6. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    12:41 pm on October 13th, 2008

    So much for that Cowboys-Patriots Super Bowl matchup.

  7. Gravatarjason
    12:47 pm on October 13th, 2008

    WR Patrick Crayton just said he believes Romo broke his finger on the first play of OT.

    So, this is all Ken Whisenhunt's fault. Had he not called time out before the Cowboys' first end-of-game field goal attempt (which was blocked), there would have been no extra time & Tony's digits would still be fine.

  8. GravatarBrooks
    1:51 pm on October 13th, 2008

    Cowboys will be fine. This is probably what the team and Romo needs. Johnson will get them 2-3 wins and they'll make the playoffs.

  9. GravatarBig Dawg
    2:21 am on October 14th, 2008

    Cowboys ain’t nothing, Favre would of played with that injury and missed no games. Team I’m watching now is the Saints, I think they are for real.

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