ROMO’S ‘OFFICIAL’ MYSPACE OFFERS UP MUSICAL ODDITY: We’ve already found one sports celebrity’s MySpace page - why not go for two?

Lucky for us, we stumbled across a site calling itself “Tony Romo’s Official myspace (sic).”

However, we have some concerns that this might not be the work of the actual Cowboys QB. For starters, he lists his residence as Dallas, *ALABAMA*. So, either it’s a fake, or Tony really doesn’t know his geography.

And he misspells ‘quote’ in his “About Me” section. Again, either it’s false, or his English classes at Eastern Illinois weren’t worth much.

But the page is not without its perks. When you arrive at the site, you’re immediately treated to a litte ditty called “The Romo Song”. And it goes a little something like this:

“I’m just a Cowboy, Strahan on my ass,
Lord, I’m just looking for somewhere to pass…”

…and so on. The players, under the moniker of “Cowboys Parodies”, has one other song to offer on their page - a ditty about the Patriots spy scandal, set to the Sex Pistols’ “God Save The Queen”.

After consulting with some music scholars, we’ve decided that these tacklin’ tunes range somewhere between “Hail to the Redskins” and “San Diego Super Chargers“.