Tony Parker Pimp Hand Turns Out To Be Strong When It Comes To Eva Longoria

TURNS OUT TONY PARKER’S PIMP HAND STRONG AFTER ALL: A NEW YORK POST report today has the best sign we’ve seen regarding the impending Longoria-Parker pairing - that the Finals MVP has apparently (finally) grown a pair.

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Longoria’s vapid pack of parasites friends leak to Page Six that Parker “is just not gracious. He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him.

The Harpies who surround Eva despise TP? Maybe this marriage has a chance to work after all.