BONY BRAZILIAN’S BRIEFS BUNCHED B/C BRADY BARREN?: GAWKER’s “Stalk Of The Town” has news that we’re sure will make you shudder in disbelief: “I saw Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady this Monday at Extra Virgin and they were fighting. Everybody was looking at them, until Gisele left Tom at the table—seated alone! Drama!”

While Brady has avoided intercepts on the field, we’re guessing that isn’t the case in the bedroom now (after he was Moynahan’d). So perhaps the bony Brazilian has her undergarments bunched over not having a souvenir seedling to show once he passes her over.