The NEW YORK POST reports Terrell Owens took time away from his busy schedule of polishing his NBA Celebrity All-Star Game MVP trophy to judge a male-model volleyball tournament (How do you judge a point-based sport?) in Miami. And now it seems he’d like to get into the rough and tumble world of male modeling.

[Owens] had nothing but criticisms for the 90 men. “He was overheard discussing a modeling career for himself,” said a source. …

Owens should have asked advice from Calvin Klein, who was seated in the audience, as well as designer Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier, who produces Hardy’s clothing line.

I would imagine Klein would commend Owens habit of taking large quantity of pills as conforming nicely to the modeling lifestyle. Eating all that popcorn, however, is a nischt-nischt, fatty.