Saints Parade To Have Blasphemic Boob Embargo reports during today’s Saints Victory Parade at 5pm ET, the New Orleans Police Dept. has been instructed by city officials that “anyone seen exchanging nudity for beads can expect a big, fat summons … or even a trip to the slammer.

New Orleans Saints Parade Boob Flasher

(*Bullhorn*: Put your weapon(s) down madame)

So with boobs not being tolerated, is one to assume that city officials will also be precluded from parade festivities?