Jenna Jameson Pregnant With Tito Ortiz’s Child

As with most men my age, I spent a lot of time during my teenage years watching some of Jenna Jameson’s finest work (though usually in five minute bursts). She just brought such a grace and presence to the screen as one or two (and sometimes three!) guys would high five each other while having sex with her. I felt as though I was watching my generation’s Grace Kelly.

Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson to be parents

Of course, even Grace Kelly gave up the silver screen after a while to concentrate on being a princess and starting a family. Now it looks as though Jenna is once again following in Kelly’s footsteps as she recently announced that she is pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s baby.

From US WEEKLY:

“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible,” she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “I’m so happy!”

She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, “are still in a state of shock.

“I’m just saying super healthy,” she says. “I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”

We here at SPORTSbyBROOKS would like to extend our congratulations to both Tito and Jenna for this wonderful news. We’re all in a tizzy over it, and have even begun picking names. My personal favorite is Donkeypunch Ortiz, as the name pays homage to both his parents.

(Silly porn star, that’s not how you get pregnant!)

Also, I’m sure you’re a bit nervous about giving birth, Jenna, but don’t worry. We’re all pretty familiar with your body by now, and I’m sure that baby will just fall right out.