As I type this, workers in New Jersey (yes, New Jersey) are working furiously like Santa’s elves, cobbling together the many floats that will be used in Friday’s Yankee victory parade. Route is the Canyon of Heroes to City Hotel, whatever that means, and post time is 11 a.m. Please do not feed or approach Joba Chamberlain.
Obviously the parade route passes by the Bank of New York, because that’s where these two ladies felt compelled to show their team spirit during the last Yankees victory parade, in 2000. By the time it was over they had completely stripped, and somehow found a blanket, with which they flashed the crowd — sort of like naughty smoke signals. Link to all of that following the jump.
But the bigger question: Will LeBron-bron and his infamous Yankees cap be in attendance? The Cavaliers are in town to play the Knicks tomorrow, after all. Photos of him at the parade — or better yet, in one of the floats — should go over really well in Cleveland.
Also, Bloomberg will present the team with the key to the city, which would make me very uncomfortable if I lived there. You wake up in the morning and there’s portraits of centaurs, everywhere! How did A-Rod get in?
The very NSFW 2000 parade photo sequence is right here.
Early word, from the NEW YORK POST, anyway, is that LeBron will not attend the festivities. He’ll be busy preparing to dismantle the Knicks, and deciding if the wreckage he leaves will provide enough raw materials for him to help build a championship team with them in 2010. My guess is he’ll stay in Cleveland, which would be a first.
7:20 pm on November 5th, 2009
Brooks,
Awesome parade that was in 2000.
12:18 am on November 6th, 2009
Yeah most anything for any parade in NYC is put together in Jersey. Most of the floats and the balloons for the Macys Parade are done there also….I know it blows your mind.. Did you happen to know the Jets and Giants dont actually play in New York either? And really if you dont know what the Cayon of Heros is.. you dont even need to be writing this piece. The Lebron thing is old news, so congrats you found a way to slop enough stuff together to get those pics of two dumbass naked drunk girls up.
6:02 am on November 6th, 2009
Drunken naked dumbass girls is a bad thing?
9:42 am on November 6th, 2009
Lots of NY sports parades are assembled in NJ. Heck, when the Giants won the Superbowl, the whole damn team was from NJ
11:11 am on November 6th, 2009
That link to the photos was spanktastic. Thank you SbB, THANK YOU!
2:15 pm on November 6th, 2009
Lol frank. Love how people feel the need to rip on Brooks and then they just come back tomorrow.
2:54 pm on November 6th, 2009
Always appreciate it when frank costanza checks in.
“The Lebron thing is old news! And how could you trade Jay Buhner? He has a rocket for an arm! You don’t know what you’re doing!”
4:40 pm on November 6th, 2009
And by Brooks I meant the site, not Brooks as I should’ve specified as it’s Rick’s post. Lovin the Bananas avatar by the way.
6:27 pm on November 6th, 2009
What I’ve learned this week:
good looking dumbass drunken naked girls = good
psycho fat chicks, drunk or not = very very bad