• The folks at FARK TV sense some technical foul play with their Tim Donaghy take in “Goodfoulers”:

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS checks their pocket watch so they know when to join Merrill Hoge at 11 O’Cock.

• 100% INJURY RATE looks for the earplugs, as Floyd Mayweather Jr. is ready to sucker-punch the public with a new album.

• THE WIZARD OF ODDS is feeling blue (and gold), as Alaska’s Barrow High School football team gets their own Smurf Turf:

• HALOS HEAVEN was almost too busy reading about the Yankees and Red Sox to notice the Angels’ Garret Anderson complain about East Coast bias.

• TV PREDICTIONS adjusts the contrast, as “World Series of Poker” host Norman Chad wonders why we need to see the 3 of clubs in high-def.

• POP JOCKS spots a heavenly figure, as the Mother Teresa card sells for almost $11,000:

• But don’t worry if you missed out, as EPIC CARNIVAL offers up a signed baseball by those paragons of virtue - Darryl Strawberry & Jason Giambi.

• THE ANGRY T gets off the (Tim) Couch to give us their NFL All-Bust Team.

• SIGNAL TO NOISE sees Kobe turning into Dickie V with his fawning praise of Coack K.:

• Gary West of the FORT WORTH STAR-TELEGRAM goes ape in seeing visions of sports celebrities at the local zoo.

• Nick Saban’s got a group of kids to make him proud, as NBC-13 in Birmimgham reports another Alabama player has been arrested - the 4th within the past 2 months.