This year’s Buick Open, which is sponsored by one of the lamest car brands on the planet and which needed to be given unholy amounts of money just in order to stay in existence, was won by Tiger Woods over a group of golfers that nobody has ever heard of.
(Tiger, seen here hitting a ball so hard it exploded.)
The Open was held at Warwick Hills, a golf course that’s so special the tournament’s never coming back. Woods was faced with the Herculean task of holding off such vaunted players as Roland Thatcher, Greg Chalmers, and Crotcho Stankfungus. Amazingly, only the last name is made up.
Woods was so overcome with joy boredom that he didn’t even bother making sense. Seriously:
“I was so far back that I was fortunate enough to put two good rounds together,” he said.
That’s just random words jammed together.
Woods ended up shooting -20, which is always a good sign that your course is challenging. He came back from 95th place after a Thursday where he only shot -1. So, math majors, that means that 94 people shot -2 or better in the first round. Hell of a course, really. Right up there with St. Andrews and Bethpage Black.
And now, a highlight of Tiger’s main competition:
Yeah, we don’t really have broadcast rights from the PGA, but trust us - that was more interesting than this tournament. Nobody cares about the Buick Open.
1:22 pm on August 3rd, 2009
Tiger Wood always be a great player. He’ came back and wins. Many occasions he has shows his strength… Mental strength! . Yup, Golf is much about mental strength. Although many player have great technique and skills but, it’s end up with lackluster performance because of mental weakness.
Congratulation to Tiger Wood. He did it again. I believed, more PGA titles will under his belt!.
7:11 pm on August 3rd, 2009
GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE IN MICHIGAN!
You’re an f-in tool !!!
11:32 pm on August 3rd, 2009
Buick is the top selling luxury car in China, which is currently one of the largest car buying populations in the world ( they might even be the 2nd largest by now)…General motors is ridiculously profitable in china, and it is the reason they weren’t bankrupt before the bailout. The Chinese hate the japanese, and always will…so chevy, buick and cadillac sell tons of cars in china. GM, and more specifically Buick would be a company in China and much of Asia even if it wasn’t one in America. Buick actually makes a great automobile that is a truly global brand…but you dont seem like the type that travels or even reads much beyond the sports page… so i won’t hold it against you for not knowing that