Tiger Woods Wins Again; Blake Griffin Is Number 1

• As Dan Patrick would say, you cannot stop Tiger Woods, you can only hope to contain him (or hope he hurts his knee again).

Tiger Woods Maria Sharapova Gatorade

Thanks, Gatorade Lady! (Unfortunately, it’s not Maria Sharapova.)

• Oklahoma b-ball star Blake Griffin shows the world that he’s number 1.

• The Buffalo Bills use Twitter to tell everyone that Ralph Wilson isn’t dead. And it better really be the Bills on Twitter - otherwise someone’s gonna have a lawsuit on their hands.

• Former Hornets GM tries to explain why he traded away Kobe Bryant.

• St. Louis Cardinal Rick Ankiel finds it stimulating to Google himself.

• Are you there, God? It’s me, K.C. Royals manager Trey Hillman.

• Things are bad in Baltimore when even the Orioles radio announcers take off in the middle of a game.

• Hendricks Motorsports owner was quite generous to the former North Carolina governor & his family.

• French vaulter parades through the streets of Paris with his pole and nothing else. If only it was Allison Stokke or Yelena Isinbayeva.

Nick Saban tells recruit: Come to Alabama, or I’ll report you to the NCAA.