Dubya dribbles with some Irish kids. We need a Guinness after viewing that.

• Tiger Woods’ win in San Diego is Wall Street’s loss in productivity.

• Speaking of the ex-Eldrick, Sports Illustrated needs help with next week’s cover.

• Doug Christie’s better half is blackballing him from the NBA.

• ESPN wants to keep an eye on you - a big, bloodshot eye.

• Meanwhile, the Worldwide Leader should keep an eye on Jemele Hill’s Hitler-Celtics comments.

• T.O., Pacman & Michael Irvin are all getting set to camp it up.

• The Mets let Willie Randolph wander off into the night.

• Rich Rodriguez may have scooped Bob Stoops before the Fiesta Bowl.

• The Baby Boss could take some courtesy tips from Bill Wirtz’s son.

• Ripley’s buys the 10 bats from that goofy player trade - Believe it, or not!