BUICK-BRANDED GOLF CARTS PROBABLY NOT NEXT FOR TW: The AP reports “Tiger Woods made it official Tuesday — the world’s No. 1 golfer plans to design his first American course in the mountains of North Carolina.”

The fun part: The Cliffs course at High Carolina “will allow only walkers, something Woods said was key to the deal.”

Woods’ reasoning for cart crack down? He “hopes the course gives golfers a chance to connect with nature.”

After the trauma of endorsing various Buick products over the years, who came blame Woods for having an acute aversion to oldster vehicles anywhere near the links?