Searching for something for the 45-year-old LSU fan who has everything (and still sleeps on Mom’s service porch)?

We’ve got just the thing, for $1,200, you can buy him/her a lifetime of ridicule LSU National Championship “fan” ring. They’ll be the talk of the cubicle crowd, wearing this once-in-a-lifetime Bayou Bauble.

And good news! We think we’ve already found our first pre-order.