â€¢ What Would Tim Tebow Do? Apparently sue you for using him as the basis for a minor league promotional night.
(Saint Tebow with a pair of heavenly disciples - and before you ask, no, neither of them is Lucy Pinder)
â€¢ Michael Vick makes his Philadelphia Eagles debut. Let the circus begin!
â€¢ Pass the earplugs: John Daly is in Nashville working on a studio album.
â€¢ Did Jessica Simpson place a curse on Tony Romo for trying to mack on her girlfriends?
â€¢ The Houston Texans are taking a strong stand against excessive alcohol consumption - by serving their gameday beers in smaller cups.
â€¢ Is Danica Patrick really going to lose her racing suit for a nude ESPN mag shoot? They didn’t say yes, but they haven’t said no.
â€¢ Ah, high school football - where boys stick telephone receivers in their Speedos & chase teammates around, declaring, “It’s a sex line - it’s for you!”
â€¢ This FIBA Americas tournament is getting pretty testy - if it’s not Mexico & Uruguay tossing chairs at each other, it’s Charlie Villanueva’s mom getting dissed by security.
â€¢ Speaking of dissings, did Shelley Smith get served one in ESPN’s scoop about USC starting a freshman QB?
â€¢ At the new billion-dollar Dallas Cowboys Stadium, there’s not a bad seat in the house … except this one.