Not that we’re jealous or anything, but maybe it’s time for women to move on from their infatuations with Tim Tebow. After all, he’s already the subject of the mother of all hotties-with-athletes pictures, and he won’t even stain his purity until after marriage. Tim Tebow will not slay your libidos, ladies, certainly not over some crude t-shirt. But fine, if you insist on showing us and the world, by all means…
(Picture via FRIENDS OF THE PROGRAM, who are friends of humanity as we know it.)
Oh. Hmm. Okay then. That’s quite the convincing argument. In that case, ma’am, we’d like to introduce you to ourselves. Our name is, um… Tim Tebow. Yes, we look quite different off the field. But let’s not worry about those particulars. You need to be Teboned, and we’re obligated to help.
As with all great novelty shirts, though, the punchline’s on the back:
(Also awesome.)
We also approve of this joke, ma’am, and may only the finest of jerseys be chased by ye. We’re also especially proud of the grandma on the right side of the picture, looking on without a hint of shame. Yeah. Granny Nastypants knows what’s up.
But hang on a damn second: Tim Tebow has the world’s most valuable male V-card this side of the Jonas Brothers, and he isn’t even granted access to the holiest of the holies? My lord, woman, we’re not asking you to defile yourself or anything, but please, some more reasonable standards! He’s the most revered college football player since, like, Nile Kinnick; hasn’t he earned it?
5:15 pm on September 22nd, 2009
i smell a gold digger, how much money are u gonna get when u get drafted?
6:12 pm on September 22nd, 2009
iyosfugaoifgsd
7:01 pm on September 22nd, 2009
Are you sure she’s just not a big fan of George “T-Bone” Costanza?
7:58 pm on September 22nd, 2009
Wonder what Lucy Pinder thinks of this.
8:35 pm on September 22nd, 2009
Ya and the crone on the right just wants her te-eth back.
9:53 pm on September 22nd, 2009
That is one amazing piece of tail…
3:18 am on September 23rd, 2009
Her shape pleases me. It makes me smile… in my pants. Her wishes, on the other hand, are inconsequential.
7:53 am on September 23rd, 2009
Brooks, you want to increase traffic to this site? Get the Tebone girl to do a photo shoot…
9:00 am on September 23rd, 2009
Damn…. that girl is SMOKIN HOT!!! I’d give her a T-bone!
11:23 am on September 23rd, 2009
Looks like Lisa Kudrow but with a much more smoking body
11:48 am on September 23rd, 2009
I was going to write some disparaging remark about Florida Football, but Damn, she’s got a nice ass (too bad she’s got a personal no end-zone policy). Hotness out ranks hating Florida football.
12:28 pm on September 23rd, 2009
why do I get the feeling if this chick took off her sunglasses there would be something horribly wrong. Ever notice that, why isn’t there more talk about “sunglasses hot.” Not to be to superficial, but how many times have you seen a chick look smokin and then the glasses come of and she’s got too much Stuart Scott in her or her facial proportions are just off enough to make her fugly. Not to be too negative, it just seems too perfect. Nice rack, nice ass, dirty minded, sports fan, witty, slutty but with some standards, got to be something wrong right?
12:51 pm on September 23rd, 2009
Sunglasses?? Where?? On her face?? What face?!!??!!?
1:44 pm on September 23rd, 2009
i want some of that.
7:50 pm on September 23rd, 2009
Jim? Really???? Who cares if she has eyes……..
8:02 pm on September 23rd, 2009
Brooks, time’s come to dust off the camera lens. Trotter’s dead on the money - this is a great op for some undiscovered talent on the Girls page!
10:06 am on September 24th, 2009
If not a photo shoot, at least track down her MySpace or Facebook or something…get some random frat party pics out there, come on Brooks, hook us up!
5:11 pm on September 24th, 2009
sorry, must have been all of that cough syrup I drank earlier
6:50 pm on September 24th, 2009
Glad to see Jim’s gotten his senses back.
After all, who kind’a doesn’t like girls in glasses, (tinted or not)….