Thinking man’s rocket, Joey Porter, sneered at the Indianapolis Colts’ finesse style of play, essentially saying they lacked the stones and the personnel to line up against the Steelers and play “smashmouth football.”"They want to try to catch you off guard. They don’t want to play smash-mouth football, they want to trick you. … They want to catch you substituting. Know what I mean? They don’t want to just call a play, get up there and run a play. They want to make you think. They want it to be a thinking game instead of a football game.”The smashmouth Steelers go into each game with four or five trick plays at their disposal. Braintrust may want to discuss the non-manliness of this strategy with Bill Cowher.