The Yankees Have Broken Roger Clemens’ Heart

If you tuned in to ESPN’s coverage of the final game at Yankee Stadium on Sunday, you saw a lot of tribute videos and interviews with famous New Yorkers who told you all about what the stadium meant to them.   Of course, it wasn’t just us regular folk who were watching, as there were even some former Yankees watching at home.

One of those players was Roger Clemens.   Clemens was at home in Houston watching on a battery powered television (like a lot of people in Houston, Clemens doesn’t have power), and when he saw one tribute video in particular, it broke his steroid-pumping heart.

From the NEW YORK POST:

Estranged former Yankee Roger Clemens was “heartbroken” when his former team left him out of Sunday night’s Stadium-farewell festivities, which included a video montage honoring the Bronx Bombers’ greatest pitchers - but not him, a relative told The Post yesterday.

Clutching wife Debbie’s hand on one side and mother-in-law Jan Wild’s on the other, Clemens tuned in to his final team’s last home game hoping for some recognition for helping win two World Series titles, Wild said.

When the team played the video celebrating its greatest players at every position, the steroid-scandal-scarred Clemens was nowhere to be seen.

“Debbie and I held his hand while we watched the game, and he was heartbroken,” said Wild, 70. “Not mad. He still loves baseball and the Yankees, but it was sad what they did to him.”

The video did include fellow Mitchell Report favorite Chuck Knoblauch (the fact he couldn’t throw to first base apparently does not keep him from being a great Yankee second baseman), and both Andy Pettite and Jason Giambi were there in person.   Hell, Pettite even got to start the game.

Of course, Roger probably shouldn’t feel that bad about the whole thing.   I mean, he only helped the team win two World Series titles.   The man who managed them to four championships, Joe Torre, wasn’t shown in the video at all.    No word on whether or not he spent his Sunday night crying on Manny Ramirez’s shoulder.

The Yankees released a statement saying that the omission of both Torre and Clemens wasn’t done intentionally, and it wasn’t meant as a slight, but I don’t think anybody actually buys that.   I know I don’t.

10 comments

  1. GravatarBeefMaster
    11:26 am on September 23rd, 2008

    What’s the over/under on how many times the “Jan Wild” and “Roger Clemens Broken Heart” tags will be used again?

  2. GravatarFornelli
    1:09 pm on September 23rd, 2008

    Jan Wild is set a two, while Broken Heart is set at 100.

  3. GravatarThe Duke
    2:08 pm on September 23rd, 2008

    Let's hope SI doesn't decide to do "Athletes and the Mothers-In-Law" for an upcoming swimsuit issue. Even if "Jan Wild" sounds like she should be working the main stage at the Spearmint Rhino.

  4. GravatarBeefMaster
    2:27 pm on September 23rd, 2008

    Wait, does that mean that Debbie Clemens use to be "Debbie Wild"?  How were we not aware of this before?

  5. Gravatardefen
    2:58 pm on September 23rd, 2008

    I hope they break his stupid face too.

  6. Gravatardefen
    3:00 pm on September 23rd, 2008

    I'd also like to point out that coming to a sports website and seeing "Jan Wild" at the head of the Top Topics list is a little off-putting.

  7. Gravatarjason
    3:09 pm on September 23rd, 2008

    Steroids tend to make people more emotional.

  8. Gravatarbobook
    3:13 pm on September 23rd, 2008

    the steroids must have also inflated his sensitivity.  don't remember him being so righteous when, after he 'retired', the yankees gave him a going away hummer (aren't those the best?) and he showed his loyalty by putting his needle in the astros. 

  9. Gravatartbg
    12:34 am on September 24th, 2008

    i feel so sorry for clemens… a yankee and "a major league a-hole"

    actually, does anyone have ANYTHING nice to say about the guy?

  10. GravatarPRENTICE
    2:55 am on September 24th, 2008

    Battery powered television and BATTERY POWERED CABLE/DIRECT TV AS WELL?  What a liar.  Game was on ESPN, if the power was out so was the cable.  Looser just wants some sympathy…..

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