Last week, we informed you of the Atlanta Braves’ plan to install a 40-foot Chick-Fil-A tomahawk-chopping cow at Turner Field. Now thanks to the folks at UMPBUMP, we now have footage of the mechanical moo-er in action:
Well, it’s about what we would expect a 40-foot tomahawk-chopping cow to do. Actually, it looks like it’s just waving to the crowd.
Maybe you have to be at Turner Field in person to fully appreciate the chopping cow in all her glory. But we suggest some additions to the humongous heifer to better get the “Eat Mor Chikin” message across.
We say add on a mechanical chicken on a chopping block, right where the cow’s arm (leg?) reaches it’s lowest chopping point? When the hoof hits the chicken’s neck, the head springs off the chicken’s body. When the hoof is raised up again, the head springs back on, ready to be severed again from the next blow.
If the Braves can continue to do that annoying, racist tom-tom chant, why not piss off the folks at PETA, too?
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