The Shocking, True Rise And Fall Of ‘Tim Treebow’

Save Tim Treebow! Can we do any less? The Ballyhoo Grill in Gainesville has what I consider one of the great landmarks in all of America, or had, until the NCAA and its band of merry attorneys stepped in.

Tim Trebow

Above is the chainsaw sculpture of a dead oak tree in front of the Ballyhoo — painted and dubbed “Tim Treebow” by the owner — which has drawn wide acclaim, including a mention in GQ MAGAZINE. But the Ballyhoo recently received a “Cease and desist” order from the University of Florida’s NCAA compliance staff. What was to become of Tim Treebow?

The sculpture was created by artist Sam Knowles and was finished in January, standing 7-foot-1 inches and weighing more than a ton (just like the real thing). It’s still firmly rooted, by the way, so moving it wasn’t an option.

The bar’s owner, Chris Fragale, received a “cease and desist” last week from UF, which noted that any depiction of a college athlete used to promote a commercial business is against NCAA rules. Not wishing to put the real Tim Tebow’s college eligibility in jeopardy, Fragale had the number painted over, changed from a 15 to a 7.

Um, wait. Isn’t No. 7 also in use for the Gators? That would be wide receiver Justin Williams. Why is his likeness OK?

Tim Treebow is not the only Gators icon to feel the terrible NCAA axe:

In April, Samantha Smith got flooded with media coverage by selling TeeBows. They’re women’s underwear shaped like a t, with a bow in front.

“We got a cease and desist order about three or four days later stating that we needed to take down the Florida logo and make sure we didn’t mention anything about Tim Tebow,” Smith says.

In another case, a newspaper in Baker County published a story about this turtle sculpture, called Tebow Turtle. Just a week later, UF cited the article as it demanded organizers remove all Tebow references. Tebow Turtle is now Touchdown. The number changed from Tebow’s No. 15, to No. 1 by painting over the five.

Still no word on this, however:

Tim Tebow action figure

7 comments

  1. GravatarTriple C
    7:11 pm on September 17th, 2009

    There’s a certain big white QB wearing #15 Leading the Gators on the ‘NCAA Football 10′ video game. It’s certainly a ‘depiction’ of Tim Tebow. I’m confused. Is that not promoting a commercial business?

  2. GravatarBar None
    7:53 pm on September 17th, 2009

    Will the NCAA come after me ’cause I got wood looking at Tebow’s girlfriend? Guess I’ll just stick with Lucy Pinder - seems safer…

  3. GravatarSpartanfanbp
    7:54 pm on September 17th, 2009

    This all has to do with the fact that the one commercial business that is not making money off of any of these items is, you guessed, the NCAA. They are the biggest crooks ever.

  4. GravatarBrooks
    7:55 pm on September 17th, 2009

    In other words, the restaurant owner didn’t fork over tribute to Gainesville.

    Mobster. Farking Mobsters.

  5. Gravatararlo
    8:45 pm on September 17th, 2009

    I’m afraid to use his name in a message!

    I don’t quite get the sculpture ..looks like he’s bagging a turd while walking his dog…

  6. Gravatarm roberts
    11:06 pm on September 17th, 2009

    I guess the downtown Gainesville square statues by Hooters are okay where they have the likes of Gators dressed as:

    Termina-Gator, likely no approval from Hollywood
    Navi-Gator, likely no approval from Ponce de Leone
    Darth-Gator, Hollywood okay with that one?

    On the same lines, I wonder if Knoxville venders still sell the Gay-tor shirt with a Gator dressed quite pretty. I suppose that one is alright since it doesn’t say what Gator it is.

  7. GravatarCruz
    1:25 am on September 21st, 2009

    I only like the superman doll and hisapparel

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