Comments on: The Seahawks Are Driving Fans Towards Suicide

By: Charles U. Farley

Charles U. Farley — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:07:36 +0000

Damn, gotta kick a fan while they're down, huh? And it's "Seattleite".

Mariners are the first team to have a $100m payroll and lose 100. Huskies are 0-fer. Cougars are 1-fer. Hawks are 2-fer. The Sonics were so bad they left town.. Go Sounders?

F**k.

By: Wes Welker Wuvs You

Wes Welker Wuvs You — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:42:05 +0000

Unlike the Mets, the Seahawks have completed their regular season collapse a few months early.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:50:49 +0000

“Well this season, Seattlites (Seattleans? What the hell do you call somebody from Seattle?)”

Pastey white, Passive-Aggressive Whiners.

HAHAHAHAHA!

By: Fornelli

Fornelli — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:35:39 +0000

I knew you'd show up, Ufford!

Seriously, though, you'd know. What do you call someone from Seattle?

By: SmackemReturns!

SmackemReturns! — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:01:42 +0000

SportsByBrooks: The happens all the time at Shea Stadium…look it up for yourself….In the past year two seperate incidents occurred when fans died falling from escalators four stories above. The lesson in all this, it could be worse, they could be Mets Fans!

By: Captain Caveman

Captain Caveman — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:57:19 +0000

Personally, I would have liked a longer introduction with more information about Fornelli's knowledge of cliches about Seattle. That really made the story for me.

/disgruntled Seattle fan

By: Plaxico Rent-A-Car

Plaxico Rent-A-Car — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:47:46 +0000

As long as Seahawks fans are being driven to suicide in hybirds, since it helps save the environment.

By: Chicago Bullwinkle

Chicago Bullwinkle — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:34:10 +0000

I'd think living with 300 days of rain would be enough for anyone to try and finish themselves off.

By: X-Factor

X-Factor — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:35:32 +0000

This guy fell farther than the Seahawks' playoff chances.