Underwood Has New Shot in War for Romo’s Heart

Whether out of jealousy, animosity or some soul-crushing combination of the two, Tony Romo castoff Carrie Underwood is insecurely pointing and laughing at current Romo girlfriend Jessica Simpson like Sarah Palin at a community organizer.

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A recent Simpson interview with OK! MAGAZINE reportedly set the jilted Underwood’s lips to flapping

‘She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,’ a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!. ‘She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.’

Terrell Owens, that’s your cue for a tearful defense.

The original interview also yielded this insightful tidbit:

In the interview Jessica also says she’s unconcerned by Carrie’s claims of getting calls from Tony, admitting that she checks his phone logs and knows exactly who he does and does not call.

There’s a debate for our times: how much of your privacy and personal dignity would you surrender in exchange for a hot pop star girlfriend? In Romo’s case, the answer is apparently “all of it.”